SHWING! 10 horrible cliches to avoid in sword fights. - The History Quill (2024)

It is a universal truth of historical fiction that sooner or later, there is going to be a sword fight. Don’t try to deny it. If your book is set any time before the Victorian era, someone is bound to have a swordfight sooner rather than later.

Physical violence is one of the most straightforward and exciting types of conflict. You owe it to you readers to do this properly. Nothing will banish the tension and drama your prose has built more than a jarring anachronism or lazy Hollywood trope.

I won’t pretend to be a wizened old Master of Arms, but I have been a reenactor for longer than I care to remember. And I have a real soft spot for some of best cringers in the historical fiction genre.

1) No-one spars with real swords.

Without naming and shaming, this is a massive issue, even with published “proper” authors. No, you are not going to use your incredibly expensive and dangerous weapon to practise with your friends. Use a stick.

Apart from the risk of damaging your sword, you also run the risk of damaging your friend. If you’re sparring, you’re practising fighting. And you can’t do that with a real sword without horribly maiming your sparring buddy. When practising, wooden swords or sticks were used. Or possibly a federschwert – a special blunt training sword used in the 15thcentury.

And no, wrapping it in a padded sheath won’t work either.

2) It’s a sword, not a sparkler.

Please, please don’t have sparks flying dramatically from blades. This isn’t Highlander. To get a spark flying from a sword, two burrs on the blade need to hit at a precise angle. A spark is a tiny piece of metal flaking away, so it is also not doing the sword any good.

3) Congratulations! You now have a mouthful of blood.

Holding a knife or a sword (!) in your teeth sounds really cool, until you actually try to do it.

Do not try to do this!

Instead, try to hold a metal ruler or similar in your mouth. Is it comfortable? Absolutely not. Leave that stuff to Hollywood. It just wouldn’t happen in real life.

4) Why do they have swords?

It can be really tempting when you’re exploring a period of history with swords to have everyone carrying. But please, do your research. Is it appropriate to have someone carrying a sword in front of the king? What were the laws of the time? Can your protagonist afford one? Swords were far more expensive in the early middle ages than in the 15thcentury, for example. Again, research is your buddy.

Also, think about what type of sword your characters are carrying. No-one is going to take a six-foot zweihander with them down the pub.

5) Binding swords together is silly.

YouTuber Lindybeige has a superb video explaining this. Basically, the hero and the villain lock swords, pressing against each other. It’s a great chance to have a baddie monologue in the middle of a fight. It is also very silly. When swords lock together, the first thing you’d do is bring it back for another strike. Or step into a grapple and wrestle. Hans Talhoffer had dozens of illustrations in his Fight Manual about what to do when this happened, and none of them involved standing there and sneering until the hero does something clever.

6) Don’t chop down trees with a sword. Please.

Why do I even have to say this! I mean, really! This is why axes were invented. Swords are for cutting down people, axes are for cutting down trees. Hacking away at a lump of wood is a great way to blunt and ruin your sword. Don’t do it!

7) Swords don’t break if you step on them.

I mean, stepping on a sword isn’t going to help it, but it is not going to dramatically shatter into pieces ala Isildur VS Sauron. Swords are flexible. They need to be to parry blows and to bend with the impact. Watch a swordfight in slow motion on YouTube and see how the blades vibrate.

8) Throwing your sword means… you don’t have a sword.

Sword are not aerodynamic and are not designed for throwing. Especially like a spear. If you throw your sword, you no longer have a sword. Congratulations! You are now dead.

Javelins, throwing axes, bows – these are all far more effective ways of killing someone at a distance.

9) Katanas are not magic.

They are just normal swords. Sorry.

If you’re writing historical fiction set in Japan, your readers deserve far better than a fetishized, narrow view of Japanese culture. Do the research. The rough shape stayed the same, but the style and techniques of Japanese sword fighting have varied massively through the ages.

10) Scabbards don’t make a noise.

Have you even seen a scabbard? It’s the sheath for keeping a sword in. Historically, they were mostly made of wood wrapped in leather and lined with wool. The lanolin in wool keeps the rust off. Wood gives it shape, and the leather keeps everything waterproof. None of these components make a “shwing” noise as the sword is drawn. Also, think about it for just a few moments. To make a “shwing” noise, you’d have to grind your sword against something metal – dulling the blade and loudly announcing to everyone present that you’ve just drawn a sword. Still, while bleeding to death with a blunt sword, you can die satisfied knowing that you made a cool noise.

If you read one book, make it this one: Medieval Combat by Hans Talhoffer. This is a must-have book to understand historical swordplay. The illustrations and accompanying text give a clear idea about how combatants move, strike and what the weapons are capable of.

Historically, sword fighting was a bloody and lethal affair. Fundamentally, your characters are trying to kill each other. You owe it to your book and to the readers to get it right and to make sure these dramatic moments are done well.

Jack Shannon is a regular guest contributor to The History Quill. He is the author of Brigandine – a dark, bloody fantasy where unfortunately for Ulf (and everyone else), magic is returning to the land of Ashenfell. It has quite a few sword fights and a healthy dose of Lovecraft. Why not give him a follow on Twitter? @Jack_Shannon.

P.S. For more guidance on accuracy and authenticity in historical fiction, make sure you download our guide below.

SHWING! 10 horrible cliches to avoid in sword fights. - The History Quill (2024)

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SHWING! 10 horrible cliches to avoid in sword fights. - The History Quill? ›

Though knights had their heyday in the medieval era, sword fighting remained an important part of European culture for centuries. By Tudor times, it was more popular than ever.

Did sword fights really happen? ›

Though knights had their heyday in the medieval era, sword fighting remained an important part of European culture for centuries. By Tudor times, it was more popular than ever.

Can you kick in a sword fight? ›

In any serious form of swordsmanship kicks can't be ignored. There is no doubt that they can certainly be effective secondary weapons in a swordfight. The most important point for a kicker to remember when using swords, or any weapon, is that the weapon is of primary importance.

Did anyone fight with 2 swords? ›

During the campaign Muslim conquest in 6th to 7th century AD, a Rashidun caliphate general named Khalid ibn Walid was reported to favor wielding two broad swords, with one in each hand, during combat.

Is fencing like real sword fighting? ›

Fencing is a combat sport that features sword fighting. The three disciplines of modern fencing are the foil, the épée, and the sabre (also saber); each discipline uses a different kind of blade, which shares the same name, and employs its own rules. Most competitive fencers specialise in one discipline.

Does weight matter in a sword fight? ›

Is there an advantage to bodyweight in a sword fight? Let's say one is 200 lbs and the other is 400 lbs and have equal strength and height with both being about 6 feet ish in height, would the one who weighs more have an advantage? Not really, no. He'll be stronger, but MUCH slower and easier to hit.

Can sword fighting be self taught? ›

You can learn the techniques of a sword, but it's not something you can master without diligent training and practice. A lot of people think it's a waste of time to learn sword fighting. The truth is that learning how to fight with a sword can be very useful. Swordsmanship is a soldier's art.

Is sword fighting a real sport? ›

Angelo was instrumental in turning fencing into an athletic sport. The need to train swordsmen for combat in a nonlethal manner led fencing and swordsmanship to include a sport aspect from its beginnings, from before the medieval tournament right up to the modern age.

Can swords be cursed? ›

The concept of cursed swords originates from ancient tales and myths, spreading across various cultures. In essence, a cursed sword is a type of weapon, particularly a sword, that's said to bring misfortune or death to those who possess or use it.

Could swords cut through armor? ›

There are many extant illustrations of knights cutting through armor that might lead us to believe that a good sword wielded by a strong knight could simply slice and dice armor - but this is misleading. Instead, many of these portrayals seem to be relaying stories of, essentially, mythological levels of prowess.

How brutal were sword fights? ›

Ancient battles were bloody and gory. It turns out that piercing people with arrows and slicing them with swords leads to a lot of blood, a lot of guts, and a lot of dismembered limbs littering the battlefield. Intestines were often present.

Were wars really fought with swords? ›

So, while on the battlefields of history simple shafted weapons were more common and arrows accounted for more death, no one went to war without some sort of personal side arm for close-in defense. More often than not, it was a sword.

Did sword breakers actually break swords? ›

Despite the name swordbreaker, it is uncertain whether they could in fact break sword blades as suggested by some scholars, as swords of this era were intended to stand up to substantial forces, well in excess of what could be generated by a fighter's off-hand.

How accurate is Game of Thrones sword fighting? ›

As Emmanuel Vitulano explains quite well, none of the fighting in Game of Thrones looks anything like historical sword fighting of any documented style. It is completely standard Hollywood stage fencing, which is essentially its own thing with only the most tortured, attenuated connection to any actual fighting arts.

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